February 8, 2010

You know your in Minnesota when.....?

Here is a post that i have been thinking about lots and i thought since we have CrAZy snowy weather, today would be a good time to write it :)

You know your in MN when....

You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.


You find -20 degrees F "a little chilly".


You know all 4 seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Winter, and Construction

“Down south” to you means Iowa

People from other states love to hear you say words with O’s in them.


You know what the numbers 694, 494, I-94, 394 mean.

You know what “uff-da” means and how to use it properly.

You’re a loyal Target shopper

You have more miles on your snow blower than your car

You thought Grumpy Old Men was documentary.


You know what leaves make good toilet paper.

You think the opening of deer season is a national holiday

You consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping the food will swim by.


Someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don't work there

You have apologized to a telemarketer

You have either a pet or a child named "Kirby."

Your birthday was in April, and you still got to use the shovel right away.


Your town has an equal number of bars and churches

You have ever had an entire telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number.

You know how to say Wayzata, Mahtomedi, and Shakopee.

Nothing gets you madder than seeing a Green Bay sticker on a Minnesota car.

The only reason you go to Wisconsin is to get fireworks, to fish, or to buy beer on Sunday.

Have a great day! :)


1 comment:

Jessica said...

Haha I love these! So funny! :)